Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events in 25 words or less:
Really impressive art direction, costuming, and set decoration do not a great movie make, but don't hurt either. Story: A bit scattershot, but still enjoyable. B.
In other news, Jeff Tidball of jefftidball.com fame has posted for posterity the recipe for our local version of Mudders Milk, as interpreted by skilled amateur mixologist Alex Court. I urge, nay implore, you to make some of this insidiously delicious nog-based beverage in your own household.
2 parts Kahlúa
2 parts Baileys
1 part rum
1 part butterscotch schnapps
4 parts eggnog