Sero-Tonic Water – Just try to stay down once your synapses get a blast of this bubbly concoction whose refreshing blend of selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors is perfect for those moments when all your other beverage options just seem soooo depressing.
Yep, "Google Gulp" is the Google April-Fools Product. Is it wrong that I actually *want* this stuff to exist? Does anyone have a Gulp Cap invite? Yep, I'm running off the rails. What? My parents are coming in to town. It could happen to anyone.